<![CDATA[83 words you can't say on Verizon Wireless - Valleywag Comments]]> <![CDATA[83 words you can't say on Verizon Wireless - Valleywag Comments]]> <![CDATA[83 words you can't say on Verizon Wireless]]> the letters J, K, and L on a phone keypad correspond to the "5 key." Perhaps that's how they "alphabetized" the list. In case anyone other than Eyebrows was wondering...

Flexo

]]> <![CDATA[83 words you can't say on Verizon Wireless]]> you cant use the word slang? thats so oh wait i cant say that also .

geel

]]> <![CDATA[83 words you can't say on Verizon Wireless]]> How exactly is that "5" alphabetized?

H ... I ... J ... 5 ... K ... L ...

WTF??

Eyebrows McGee

]]> <![CDATA[83 words you can't say on Verizon Wireless]]> 5 is banned? I live in San Francisco--area code 415. Does this mean that I can't get Verizon service any more? oh noes!

Adam Engelhart

]]> <![CDATA[83 words you can't say on Verizon Wireless]]> So the number 5 is banned, but strangely enough the number 69 is still allowed. Strange. But yeah, this is ridiculous. It's like Verizon paid off grade 3 kids as moles to identify what words their peers use as insults so they can ban them.

Corvillus

]]> <![CDATA[83 words you can't say on Verizon Wireless]]> Come now. These people have our best interests at heart. They know us better than we know ourselves. We are our own worst enemies. Father knows best. Be a good German and stop Welshing or you'll Scotch the whole deal, and that would be a fucking gyp. If these folks jew me down any further I'll be an Indian giver.

Oh, no. I made racism happen. Thank a generic and inoffensive God for Verizon. Oh, and fuck their filthy asses with a splintered stick of kindling.

That Chinese Broad

]]> <![CDATA[83 words you can't say on Verizon Wireless]]> I heard "customer service" was also banned.

Oh No I Di'n't.

]]> <![CDATA[83 words you can't say on Verizon Wireless]]> When has anyone ever really been pissed off at being a honkey... I mean c'mon - somebody's having a manloaf over nothing.

academik

]]> <![CDATA[83 words you can't say on Verizon Wireless]]> looks like the window just opened up for the NBA, MLB, ESPN, NFL and others to find much more creative uses for the words:

ball
balls
hardball
big balls
dirty balls
old balls

...and so on and so on...while a new opportunity arises for the breast exam and treatment/diagnosis firms to really work on variations of breast and nipple...

oh happy day!

ResearchZilla

]]> <![CDATA[83 words you can't say on Verizon Wireless]]> sitonmyface, and tell me that you love me!

maddog

]]> <![CDATA[83 words you can't say on Verizon Wireless]]> Hm... now that I think of it, maybe they just use it to find sites that are intentionally flouting their rules... If so...

RUBYREDBAG!
RUBYREDBAG!
RUBYREDBAG!

JMC

]]> <![CDATA[83 words you can't say on Verizon Wireless]]> What the heck does "rubyredbag" mean? I Googled every permutation of it I could thing of and came up empty. Even Urban Dictionary came up empty.

JMC

]]> <![CDATA[83 words you can't say on Verizon Wireless]]> This reminds me of the list of words that you can't get printed on an NFL Jersey: http://outsports.com/nfl/2005/0301nflshopnaughtywords.htm<...
Their list is an exhaustive 1,159 words long.

banana

]]> <![CDATA[83 words you can't say on Verizon Wireless]]> "5"?

rheiser

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