Every night is Get Drunk on a Startup's Dime Night in the Valley. Tonight is no different. Here's your menu.

• Silicon Valley New Tech Meetup: Valleyfolk eat and drink at the East Palo Alto offices of law firm DLA Piper Rudnick Gray Cary and watch product demos. It's like a Web 2.0 Tupperware party. Booze is provided by the crazy party kids from Meetro. [Meetup]
• SF New Tech Meetup: Same as above, at the San Fran office of CNET. Speakers include Marc Canter, one of the Valley's beloved crazy uncles, presenting his new social network. [Meetup]
• And a special event for Yahoo CEO Terry Semel: "Internet 101" teaches folks how to click links and type Internet addresses. Mouse and keyboard skills are required, but luckily there's a course for those too. [Eventful and Eventful]