Snacky Or Flacky

Not quite refusing to pander with pictures of Yahoo hottie

We're getting requests for another Snacky or Flacky contest. You know, the one where we objectified some of Silicon Valley's brightest public relations stars. You people are sick. Can't you tell that we at Valleywag have moved beyond such exploitation? This space is for honoring the hard work of PR professionals, like Heather Meeker of Yahoo, pictured here not wearing a shirt. More »

12:20 PM on Thu Nov 15 2007
By Nicholas Carlson
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Latest by boomer_: @google this: charities have better taste than this. my aspca calendar just arrived and i can assure you that every more »

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Snackiest Flack of them all: Brooke Hammerling

Give it up for Brooke Hammerling, winner of the Snacky or Flacky tourney of Valley PR hotties! The Brew PR founder was outvoted over runner-up Terra Carmichael from Yahoo in the final round of Snacky or Flacky. If you see her this weekend, buy the girl a drink. More »

7:47 PM on Fri May 12 2006
By Nick Douglas
5,290 views, 10 comments

Latest by Nick Douglas: Aaaand Mcdonkeyboy earns the honor of first bannination. Buh-bye boy. more »

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Snacky or Flacky final round: Brooke Hammerling vs. Terra Carmichael

Ladies and gentlemen! Boys and girls of legal age! I bring you the two hottest people in PR, already deemed the most delectable from a hand-picked pool of the sexiest men and women in Valley publicity, now competing for the title of Snackiest Flack! More »

7:18 PM on Thu May 11 2006
By Nick Douglas
2,041 views, 3 comments

Latest by buenobueno: Quite the week for the gal; "Brooke Hammerling" also won the snacky or flacky 'finest porn name' contest. more »

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Snacky or Flacky semifinals: Brooke and Terra win

Valleywag readers finally narrow down the choice for snackiest flacky to two finalists. And they choose wisely. (How could they not, with every choice being a perfect 10?) More »

7:05 PM on Thu May 11 2006
By Nick Douglas
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Snacky or Flacky semifinals: Brooke Hammerling vs. Margaux Vega

It's gonna be tough. But you can pick. Who is more deserving of battling another PR peep for the title of the Snackiest Flack? Brooke Hammerling comes from her own firm, Brew PR; Margaux Vega is a rising star at major firm Weber Shandwick. Will the co-worker votes win it, or will a pure snackiness meritocracy decide this round? More »

6:48 PM on Wed May 10 2006
By Nick Douglas
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Snacky or Flacky semifinals: Paula Gould vs. Terra Carmichael

First off, another note to the guys e-mailing Snacky or Flacky contestants to ask them out: You are so lame. That is what startup demo parties are for. More »

6:22 PM on Wed May 10 2006
By Nick Douglas
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Snacky or Flacky stage 2: Margaux and Brooke win

Two gentleman learn the meaning of "glass ceiling" in what's less a victory for open source and more a sad confirmation that this blog won't get me thousands of fawning female fans. Weber Shandwick's Margaux Vega beats co-worker Jeremy Pepper, and Brew Media's Brooke Hammerling takes a landslide — no, a massive tectonic event — win over Ogilvy's Justin O'Neill. More »

6:05 PM on Tue May 9 2006
By Nick Douglas
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Snacky or Flacky Stage 2: Jeremy Pepper vs. Margaux Vega

Jeremy Pepper is dead in the water. The PR blogger knows he has no chance in the latest Snacky or Flacky round against his Weber Shandwick co-worker Margaux Vega — hell, even he's voting for her. But can we at least make Jeremy's exit smooth and painless? After else, who else would be brave enough to face a face-off with the stellar Margaux? More »

7:17 PM on Mon May 8 2006
By Nick Douglas
193 views, 2 comments

Latest by Jeremy: Gee, thanks David. I prefer to think of it as an unbalanced contest. more »

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Snacky or Flacky Stage 2: Justin O'Neill vs. Brooke Hammerling

Could one man have the chance of winning over a woman in a Valleywag Hotties face-off? If anyone, it'd be Ogilvy employee Justin O'Neill, who recently trounced Google uber-hottie Nathan Tyler. But Justin's up against Brooke Hammerling, a publicist for Larry Ellison's non-Oracle properties, recently spotted hanging with local journalists and bigshots at a NetSuite party on Larry's yacht. Well, kids, you decide: who gets to stay in Snacky or Flacky for one more round? More »

7:08 PM on Mon May 8 2006
By Nick Douglas
282 views, 2 comments

Latest by Ron Jeremy: Shouldn't she be part of Gawker's thing, since she's based in NY? I smell a disqualification coming ... more »

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Snacky or Flacky Stage 2: Paula and Terra win -- for now

Two more PR hotties drop out of Snacky or Flacky in weekend voting. Next up, two more face-offs determine tomorrow's herd-thinning. More »

6:54 PM on Mon May 8 2006
By Nick Douglas
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