Valleywag
Lucky Magazine spread Marissa Mayer's gadgets across two pages of their September issue, along with priceless quotes like, "I'm so big on baking, I was actually contemplating opening a cupcake shop last summer."
My god, is there anything this woman thinks she can't do?
On the upside, Lucky did up Marissa to look like a star. Marissa, if you're reading this, please keep your hair like that and buy only vintage 50s wear. (And pearls. Lots of pearls.)
Lucky Magazine [Official site, these pages not available]
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They left out the dual turntables and a microphone for her rap career. Hahahahaaaahaha, laugh on girl.
Okay, need to go out and buy the latest issue of Lucky. I always thought she had that hot icey look about her, so looking forward to her layout.
Mmmmm, Marissa!
What's with all the phones in the spread? Does Marissa actually answer her own phone? How plebeian.
I like the blue outfit, it has that "I'll whip you just as soon as they close the bedroom door, dear" Freudian look. I don't like the red one, it's dull and her hair is frizzed.
"Everyone says this mixer is a must". Looks like she was planning to delegate the cupcake shoppage.
Where are the vibrators?
She really needs to stop cutting her hair at shoulder-length. It needs to be longer. It makes her look older than she is, especially when she curls it under. Her hair is a fantastic color, she just needs to have more of it.
You tell her George!
Tell that good-looking business lady how she should should cut her hair.
the blue outfit is way nicer when will she be doing a cover shot ?
Oh my god, guys, chill out and make fun of the gadgets. It's like you've never seen a woman before.
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