<![CDATA[Valleywag: Buyouts]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/valleywag.com.png <![CDATA[Valleywag: Buyouts]]> http://valleywag.com/tag/buyouts http://valleywag.com/tag/buyouts <![CDATA[ Who's Gonna Buy Monster? ]]> monsterworld.jpgCONFONZ — That damn Monster is still outside your house, peeking in the windows. Every once in a while, it knocks on the window and quietly suggests that you need a new job. Well, it seems as though that Monster's got its own window knockers, and they're carrying cash. Earlier this week, the dot com's stock price leapt up like frogs in a dynamite pond. All over rumors of an impending buyer. After the jump, we look at the most recent round of rumored ruffian buyers.
As if it weren't bad enough to work for a company's who's mascot has some strange trumpet-based nose, now the poor folks who run this fairly successful site have to worry that they're going to be snarfed up by the Tribune (Note the Favicon defaults to a Sun logo...) company, or worse yet McClatchy. Both of these newspaper companies are desperately poor, thanks to years of losing marketshare to Craigslist, of all places, and the mind boggles at just how, in fact, a company that's biggest paper is the Miami Herald could afford to buy such a successful startup.
Of course, the real sexy buyout rumor is, surprise! Google. Just imagine how excited all those vets working at Military.com will be when their shares get swapped for 10 times their current value! Of course, rumors of Google buying Monster are vastly overstated. In all actuality, it's far more likely that Gannett will end up the buyer. It's another newspaper company, but at least it already owns web properties, namely, Careerbuilder.com. ]]>
Fri, 04 May 2007 10:03:41 PDT confonz http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=257803&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Scoop: Nokia buys Ryze business networking ]]> Ryze - ValleywagNokia is buying (or investing in) business networking site Ryze, a LinkedIn competitor that started around the same time as Friendster.

This was mentioned to me earlier this week as fact, but until someone confirms this deal, the details are sketchy. If you know more, e-mail tips@valleywag.com.

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Fri, 10 Nov 2006 14:26:49 PST Nick Douglas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=214064&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Scoop: Weblogs Inc. owners sell Blogsmith to AOL ]]>
The founders of the Weblogs Inc. Network sold their Blogsmith blogging platform to AOL (who bought WIN in 2005) last week, according to founder Jason Calacanis. Sounds like AOL paid $4-5 million. The deal wasn't public until now.

The major shareholders were Calacanis and partners Brian Alvey and Gordon Gould.

Gould was with Calacanis at the Silicon Alley Reporter, a 90s dot-com news outlet. He wanted Calacanis to sell the company; Calacanis waited too long and ended up having to sell for much less; Gould lost potential millions.

Then Gould bought into Weblogs, Inc., with most of his share in Blogsmith. So when WIN sold most every asset but Blogsmith, it looked like he'd get screwed again — especially if WIN opened up the Blogsmith platform as Calacanis kept hinting. But with this sale, the man can finally pocket some money — even if it's only a mil or two. And it looks like he did get screwed — Gould's share hadn't fully vested, so he didn't make much at all from this sale. Maybe next time, dude.

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Wed, 08 Nov 2006 11:56:41 PST Nick Douglas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=213382&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Riya launches Like.com: That world-changing image search technology is now a shopping site ]]> Remember Riya, the image search site that was going to Change The World by searching images not through tags, but through analyzing the actual content of a photo? Well now you can use it to buy handbags.

Riya today launched Like.com, a photo-based shopping site that lets users click one handbag, shoe, or other accessory and find similar ones.

Remember the story behind this startup: A while back, this startup was about to sell to Google. But marketing rep Tara Hunt and outside blogger Robert Scoble wrote too much about the deal on their blogs. The coverage spooked Google, who backed away from the talks, deciding it was better off developing its own image search. Riya decided it would take over the image search world on its own.

So why launch Like? Isn't it a disappointing result for a startup with such grand aspirations?

Live does two things:

  1. It may bring in a little income. On its own, not so much — it's an ugly site to surf through, so it makes an uncomfortable shopping experience — but Riya could license the technology to other shopping sites.
  2. It may bring in a buyer. Riya needed a publicity boost to attract buyers — Yahoo, for example, could plug this tool into Flickr.

Like.com [By Riya]

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Wed, 08 Nov 2006 10:25:10 PST Nick Douglas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=213346&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Behind the deal: How Google bought a lawsuit (and knew it) ]]> "Google in bid to halt YouTube legal threat," shouts the Financial Times. "Google is engaged in a frantic round of negotiations aimed at persuading traditional media companies to supply their content to YouTube, the video website it bought last month for $1.65bn, and ward off a potentially crippling round of lawsuits."

Yep. And that's just what they bought YouTube for.

As Fred von Lohmann of the Electronic Frontier Foundation said last month, no media company wanted to buy YouTube because no media company wanted to be the test case for the inevitable round of copyright lawsuits. Everyone saw what happened to Napster in the 90s, and they knew fighting such a battle could sap their resources, and victory was not guaranteed.

But Google, bless its hubristic heart, was ready to fight. Google stood to lose a lot if an independent YouTube lost copyright cases. But now that the giant owns YouTube, it can throw its full weight behind not only fighting lawsuits, but staving them off with deals.

In other words, Google bought the lawsuits. And that may be its smartest purchase yet.

Google in bid to halt YouTube legal threat [Financial Times]
A Brief Interview with EFF's Fred von Lohmann [John Battelle's Searchblog]

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Fri, 03 Nov 2006 18:59:30 PST Nick Douglas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=212426&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ The existential monologues of a Reddit millionaire ]]> Reddit - ValleywagDot-com millionaires should be unequivocally giddy, right? Not this one. Aaron Swartz, co-founder of Reddit, has been writing intriguing, at times haunting, essays about Wired's purchase of his startup, and his new wealth. In "The Afterparty, for example, he writes:

I ordered a meal, but couldn't make myself eat it. The food just sort of seemed to stick in my mouth, each swallow painful.

"So what are you going to buy first?" someone asked each of us. When it came to me, I stared blankly. I couldn't think of anything I wanted.

"Who's going to pay for the check?" Steve asked. "Oh, wait. I just realized, for the first time, that it's irrelevant."

The Afterparty [Raw Thought; picture from Reddit]

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Thu, 02 Nov 2006 14:17:34 PST Nick Douglas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=212064&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Behind the deal: JotSpot price rumored at $50 million ]]> Word is that Google paid $50 million when it recently bought JotSpot (a deal that was arranged over a month ago but was only announced yesterday). Word also is that JotSpot's technology is a piece of crap — which its competitors gleefully acknowledge, though in more appropriate terms. So why did Google dump that much money?

Maybe they wanted the bold-name talent of founder Joe Kraus (also a founder of that dot-com bubble poster child Excite). Maybe Kraus has blackmail on someone in the Google mergers and acquisitions department. Or maybe at Google's level, with $10 billion in cash floating around, the difference between $10 mil and $50 mil isn't worth picking over.

Earlier: Google buys JotSpot [Valleywag]

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Wed, 01 Nov 2006 10:48:18 PST Nick Douglas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=211670&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Valleyspeak: "Not safe for coffeeshops" ]]> media-kitsch.jpg

The language is wilting. Time for a new batch of words.

  • Not safe for work? Try "not safe for coffee shops" — NSFCS. Brought to you by Web 2.0 satire blog Supr.c.ilio.us.
  • The same blogger coined Starbucking — the act of telecommuting from a café.
  • Notice today's three dot-com buyouts — JotSpot, Reddit, and whatever that dinky travel site was? That's a clusterpluck.
  • Classic videos about computers and the Internet, especially ones with visible VHS artifacts in the recording (like this one) are media kitsch.
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Tue, 31 Oct 2006 18:31:11 PST Nick Douglas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=211511&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Behind the deal, volume IV: Reddit cofounder talks about Wired buyout ]]>

The Wired News director who will oversee Reddit now that it's owned by Wired parent Condé Nast, already explained Wired's plan for the social bookmark site to Valleywag. Now Reddit cofounder Alexis Ohanian offers Reddit's take on the news coverage and the site's future.

I asked Reddit's founders how they felt about coverage on the tech blog TechCrunch, who compared Reddit to Digg (a more popular social news site), and where the company expects to go. Below is Alexis's reply, devoid of a Digg mention.

As far as I know, this was the first time we graced the pages of TechCrunch, so we're just happy for the coverage. In fact, I think Michael made some very good points about reddit's fast load time and high content-to-ad ratio. I do wish he'd mentioned our mascot, but oh well.

The team has been pretty much solidified ever since we got personalized mugs, so I believe any expansion in the near future would involve continuing to build out reddit as well as integrate technology with some existing [Condé Nast] web properties, like Style.com and Epicurious.com. We'd also like to continue building new sites — like lipstick.com — both for CN and outside clients.

Oh, and btw, we totally pwn3d [Wired's] Kourosh in Soul Caliber.

Earlier: Behind the deal, volume III: Wired buys Reddit [Valleywag]

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Tue, 31 Oct 2006 12:22:23 PST Nick Douglas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=211423&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Behind the deal, volume III: Wired buys Reddit ]]>

As TechCrunch reported and Reddit announced this morning, Condé Nast bought social bookmarking site Reddit. I talked to Wired Digital general manager Kourosh Karimkhany, who will directly oversee Reddit as a Wired property.

Condé Nast first experimented with Reddit by collaborating on a small project, lipstick.com. It's a gossip site built on the same voting and bookmarking system used on Reddit. (The site is still "doing well," says Kourosh, who's not sure what will happen to it now.)

"They were a little bit skeptical of us," says Kourosh of Reddit's four-man team. "But we liked what they were doing," and Condé Nast was "pleasantly surprised" with the outcome.

The two companies started talking seriously this summer, he says. "I went to their Boston pad, we played some video games." And this month they wrapped up the buyout.

Wired Digital plans to expand Reddit, continuing the flagship Reddit.com site while "blowing out new products." He cites one deal with the Washington Post and its Slate site, made before Wired bought Reddit. Condé Nast also wants to integrate Reddit with some of its own titles.

"We want to distribute the Reddit technology widely throughout the net," says Kourosh — meaning Wired wants buyers to license the Reddit system. The company wants Reddit to "just focus on building out," which may involve adding to the current staff of four (all co-founders), who will all move from Boston to San Francisco and work at Wired's office.

Kourosh dodged one question — when I asked (twice) whether Wired had considered the more popular social news site Digg, he would only say, "Reddit was the right choice. We liked Reddit's open attitude. Came down to that."

Sounds like something went on — one could speculate that Wired got turned off by Digg's price or realized founder Kevin Rose wouldn't budge from his own plans for his site (which apparently don't include third-party licensing like Reddit's). When I asked Rose if Condé Nast had approached Digg, he declined to comment, saying his company doesn't respond to rumors.


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Tue, 31 Oct 2006 11:16:05 PST Nick Douglas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=211400&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Behind the Acquisition, Volume II: Google buys JotSpot ]]> Jotspot - ValleywagGoogle just bought JotSpot, a collaborative wiki creation site, for an undisclosed amount (if you know the price, e-mail tips@valleywag.com). JotSpot announced the buyout on the corporate blog, and CNet picked up the story.

The irrepressible John Gotts, who bought the Wiki.com domain for $3 million in August (Valleywag profile here), tells me, "This will certainly make Wiki.com more valuable and make more people aware of wikis in general." (He then spent six paragraphs bragging about the success of Wiki.com — which will end up costing just shy of $4 million — and his other properties.)

Ross Mayfield, founder of JotSpot competitor SocialText, congratulated JotSpot on his blog, saying, "It has been great competing with you." Blogger Paul Kedrosky notes to me that Ross only takes three sentences to call this buyout "another great validation" of collaborative wiki services.

So for now, the major impact of the JotSpot buyout is free airtime for its competitors.

While the price is a mystery, one blogger says any price is a great payoff for the founders' $100,000 investment. But after launching its product, the company took $5.2 million in VC funding in 2004.

We're Googlers now [JotSpot blog]

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Tue, 31 Oct 2006 10:03:17 PST Nick Douglas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=211368&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Behind the Acquisition, Volume I: SideStep buys TravelPost ]]> Quick, guess the travel startup getting bought today! (Update: It's TravelPost, bought by another startup, SideStep.) A reader tells Valleywag:

A web 2.0 acquisition is going to happen tomorrow morning in the online travel space. It's a desperation move to avoid the dot com deadpool; it's worth under $4 mil.

How much dirt should I give you? The employees are getting screwed, the per share value is next to nothing. Of course, the non-technical, MBA visionary who started the company will walk away with real money and a golden parachute.

Aw, it's always the useless business guys who cash out, innit? If you know more, e-mail tips@valleywag.com.

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Tue, 31 Oct 2006 08:12:42 PST Nick Douglas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=211312&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Five reasons Yahoo should stop trying to buy AOL ]]> Terry Semel - ValleywagEach Yahoo acquisition prediction — will they buy Facebook? YouTube? Ebay? Will they sell to Disney? — is followed by expert analyses of each theoretical deal's implications. So now that Fortune says Yahoo wants to buy AOL from Time Warner, let's list the...

Five reasons this is the worst possible deal for Yahoo

  1. Yahoo's current motive is to overtake Google in traffic, income, or value. AOL recently fired thousands of employees and is struggling to keep its user base. Why buy a shrinking property?
  2. If Yahoo can afford AOL, it can afford Facebook, Six Apart, Technorati, and all kinds of other healthy dot-coms. Hell, I'll list them in the next post.
  3. Yahoo is worth $35 billion in stock, and the company has just $3 billion in cash. AOL might be worth $10-15 billion. Even if it spends all its cash, Yahoo will still have to give a lot of stock to Time Warner.
  4. Yahoo may want to replace CEO Terry Semel (pictured here, out of fashion on two levels). But they won't find one among AOL's execs — no great leader stands out at that company, unless one counts has-been Vice Chairman Ted Leonsis or loudmouth Netscape head Jason Calacanis. (And one should not count them.)
  5. Clunky, cluttered, and unhip, AOL is a symbol of everything that makes Yahoo #2 and Google #1. If anything, it will hemorrhage money and lose users. Worst. Deal. Ever.

Yahoo's dilemma: Deal or no deal? [Fortune; photo by Maximum Mitch on Flickr]
Earlier: Yahoo needs to buck up and make a big deal [Valleywag]

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Mon, 30 Oct 2006 15:09:38 PST Nick Douglas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=211194&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Faceoff: Yahoo still wimping out on Facebook ]]> After three months of stalled talks, reports the Wall Street Journal, Yahoo is still nowhere close to buying Facebook. the real question is no longer "when will Yahoo buy Facebook" but "why hasn't Facebook walked away?" And the answer is that Facebook must be more desperate than they pretend.

Facebook has to sell at some point. Just as with YouTube, it means nothing that Facebook's founder pretends his company could continue independently. In fact, it's much less likely for Facebook, which has a smaller user base, tougher competitors (YouTube was king of video; Facebook is still smaller than MySpace), and fewer immediate advertising opportunities. Internet traffic tracker ComScore says Facebook's traffic actually fell by over a million visitors last month.

But Facebook is too cocky to drop down to a $1 billion offer, which is all Yahoo's still offering. Both are playing chicken now, hoping that no third party approaches the other with a sweeter deal. In the meantime, other massive social sites like YouTube and MySpace soak up the benefits of major corporate ownership: stability, cash flow, and huge leverage in future deals with other conglomerates. And Google and News Corp are basking in the halo effect of their popular purchases.

So which will cave first, Facebook or Yahoo — or will Google snatch up Facebook too?

Yahoo's Talks With Facebook Get Bogged Down [Wall Street Journal, free]

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Thu, 12 Oct 2006 14:41:53 PDT Nick Douglas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=207237&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ GoogTube aftermath: What is Blinkx, and do lawsuits have an economy of scale? ]]>
  • The copyright issue: The top question after Google buys YouTube is, "Will media companies sue over pirated content?" If they do, Google is ready, thanks to its experience defending Google Book Search against publishers, keeping Google Video out of its own copyright suits, and years of fighting for the right to host image thumbnails and cached web pages.

    Add all that up, and you get "economies of scale," according to economist Stan Liebowitz in the Wall Street Journal. So in addition to content, advertising, and e-mail storage, Google commoditized lawsuits. [Wall Street Journal]

  • Me-too deals: Microsoft reaches an agreement with video search site Blinkx just as Google bought YouTube. What is Blinkx, other than a company named by the Borg? Well, it's about to become the engine for video search at MSN and Live.com. Blinkx uses sound recognition to scrape transcripts from video. Presumably, it's a killer move in the next step of Internet video. [Internet News]
  • The bubble: Several major news outlets asked, "Is this the sign of a bubble?" Today, Inc. asks it, then answers itself by pimping the founder of myYearbook.com. His site is growing faster than MySpace — not hard when all the kids are already on MySpace. So it's not Google blowing up the bubble here — it's the starry-eyed journalists depicting small businesses like this as the next Internet giants. [Inc.com]
  • Google's next buy: Despite rumors, an analyst says it's probably not Level 3, the fiber-optic network that just agreed to serve YouTube. Level 3 is currently worth $5.99 billion on the stock market. That's within Google's buying power, but it would be a big step toward a vertical monopoly for Google, as Level 3 currently serves all the top telecoms and Internet service providers. [Rocky Mountain News]
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    Wed, 11 Oct 2006 17:17:18 PDT Nick Douglas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=206984&view=rss&microfeed=true
    <![CDATA[ Yahoo needs to buck up and make a big deal ]]> Terry Semel - ValleywagThe New York Times takes a good look at Yahoo's woes today (even throwing in this shot of CEO Terry Semel looking like beleaguered Battlestar Galactica leader Colonel Adama), particularly its struggle to upgrade its advertising system and its inability to land a deal without Google swooping in.

    So far, the companies that Yahoo courted but Google bedded include AOL (5% stock sale to Google), MySpace ($900M advertising deal), and YouTube ($1.65B sale). The next could be Facebook, unless Google flubs its offer or Yahoo gets some balls and puts out a stronger offer.

    Which, of course, analyst Jordan Rohan (Mr. "MySpace will be worth $15 billion in three years") advises against. "I would prefer they spend less than $1 billion for it," he says, ignoring Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg's clear demand for more than $2 billion. If Yahoo wants Facebook, it needs to bring real money.

    Problem is, Yahoo only has $4 billion cash on hand, says the Times, while Google has $11 billion to blow. So Yahoo's got room for just one huge deal like Facebook, which would hopefully bring back its winning style — it's only been out of fashion with advertisers for a year or two — and put it back into the race with Google.

    Yahoo's Growth Being Eroded by New Rivals [NY Times]

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    Wed, 11 Oct 2006 09:05:03 PDT Nick Douglas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=206799&view=rss&microfeed=true
    <![CDATA[ Everyone must get sold ]]>

    CD-swapping site LaLa used some of its nine million bucks to buy an resurrect a dead Internet radio station, WOXY. Just when you thought a site already made obsolete by Amazon, eBay, and iTunes couldn't get any more irrelevant, ya know?

    So maybe this will pit LaLa against popular customized Internet radio sites like Pandora and Last.fm. Hahahahahanope. Those services actually play the music someone wants. Because it's meant for wide broadcast ("wide" here meaning "less than the local country station"), WOXY will run crippled playlists under heinous laws for Internet radio. A CNET writer reports:

    LaLa has been very careful about following the letter of the law, which includes obtaining the proper licenses and imposing certain rules on the DJs. The stations must be at least three hours long, you can only use two songs per artist, and you cannot listen to your own station (bummer). But, hey, it is free, so I'm not gonna complain too much.

    "But, hey, it is free, so I'm not gonna complain." Not quite the perfect tagline.

    LaLa.com revives WOXY [CNET]

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    Tue, 10 Oct 2006 18:33:09 PDT Nick Douglas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=206677&view=rss&microfeed=true
    <![CDATA[ Will Google buy Facebook for $2.3 billion? ]]> We're all a little shaky in this scary post-YouTube-acquisition world, so tech site Treadwatch gives another crazy rumor some credence:

    GOOG is looking at Facebook at a 2.3bil price. This could be a total joke on their part, but the source is solid.

    It's scary 'cause it's possible — even if the rumored price is stupid. As a commenter notes, Yahoo is reportedly looking at Facebook for a much lower price. If Google made an offer over $2 billion, and threw in autonomy to boot (as it did with YouTube), that'd beat the pants off Yahoo, who might try to fuck up the branding. Founder Mark Zuckerberg and his investors would be morons not to pick Google.

    From a source inside YouTube... [Threadwatch]

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    Tue, 10 Oct 2006 13:52:02 PDT Nick Douglas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=206611&view=rss&microfeed=true
    <![CDATA[ Loose Wires, GoogTube edition ]]>
  • Googlewatcher John Battelle transcribes Google's conference call officially announcing the buyout. Revelations: Google Video will not go away and YouTube will still look like (and be called) YouTube. [Battelle's Search Blog]
  • Inside Google blogs the call too. Eric Schmidt, says the blog, says YouTube founders Steve and Chad remind him of a younger Larry and Sergey. Expect him to IM them late at night asking if he makes them a little horny. [Inside Google]
  • The latest full account from Reuters notes that Google's stock dipped just after the announcement. [Reuters]
  • The official press release. [Google]
  • Google plans to invest in other video opportunities too. Could the YouTube imitators still sell to Google? [Reuters]
  • Inside Google explains the many music deals that Google and YouTube just nailed, killing the common wisdom that copyright suits would do to YouTube what they did to Napster. [Inside Google]
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    Mon, 09 Oct 2006 16:48:18 PDT Nick Douglas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=206359&view=rss&microfeed=true
    <![CDATA[ Why Google bought YouTube (even though we all knew it wouldn't) ]]> Okay, we didn't see this coming. We thought that if anyone bought YouTube, it'd be a content company looking for some young bucks to drag it into the future of video distribution. We had no idea a tech company like Google, which is still pimping its own video service, would double up (even though it did this with Urchin and Measure Map for web stats). What did we miss?

    • Google is loaded. The company is worth $131 billion on the stock market. As Reuters notes, it gained $4 billion in the last two days, enough to buy YouTube twice and then some. From a pure money standpoint, a YouTube failure would cost less than a bad week of trading.
    • Hey, someone had to buy YouTube. Despite co-founder Chad Hurley's insistence that YouTube wasn't for sale, this year the company talked to Microsoft, Yahoo, Viacom, and News Corp. (The New York Times cites this as evidence of Google's deal-making skills. It's more evidence that no one else is this crazy.)
    • Yes, did we mention Google is insane? Consider this seriously.
    • Google is about advertising. YouTube needs a business model. Thus, Google just found a massive distributor for its video ads, a market that Google Video didn't have room for.
    • All of this has happened before, and all of this will happen again: Google's YouTube buy is the new boom's answer to Yahoo's 2000 purchase of Broadcast.com for $5.7 billion. Remember when Internet radio was the future (even though TV had made radio the past, half a century ago)? Paying $1.65 billion for a company that loses over $2 million a month is just a more sensible manifestation of the bubble-acquisition archetype.

    Earlier analysis: Win Google's money: Who can leave YouTube today a millionaire? [Valleywag]

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    Mon, 09 Oct 2006 16:29:05 PDT Nick Douglas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=206351&view=rss&microfeed=true
    <![CDATA[ GoogTube Countdown: YouTube makes deals on the side ]]>
  • Google's still talking to YouTube about a buyout. One paragraph in the New York Times sums up the situation: "Barring a last-minute snag in the talks, the boards of both Google and YouTube were scheduled to hold separate board meetings on Monday to approve the deal, with an announcement possible after the close of regular trading. Discussions could still break down, however, or another party could present a more-attractive offer." [NY Times DealBook]
  • The best evidence that Google won't outright buy YouTube this week is that the video site made three content and licensing deals with CBS, Universal Music Group, and BMG Music. That's the behavior of an independent company, not one about to sell. [USA Today]
  • The second-best evidence is the logic outlined by billionaire blogger Mark Cuban: Google should buy the revenue, not the liabilities. [Blog Maverick]
  • Michael Arrington, who broke the rumor of YouTube's impending acquisition at his blog TechCrunch, points to the media that confirmed that YouTube and Google are at least talking about such a deal. [TechCrunch]
  • A back-of-the-envelope calculation, assuming that YouTube's founders, VCs, and employees split a $1.5 billion windfall evenly three ways, would give Sequoia Capital a $500 million return on its $30 million investment. Granted, if $500 million goes to the 60 employees, everyone down to the receptionist should walk a way a comfortable millionaire. Again, this three-way split is just a wild guess. [Mr. Wave Theory]
  • Valleywag commenters build theories. For example, YouTube could be pulling an old trick, announcing the Google deal just before talks go sour, then seeing who else bites. [Valleywag]
  • The Wall Street Journal expects a possible announcement today of a merger that would leave YouTube an independent fiefdom, keeping its name and its offices. [IP Democracy]
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    Mon, 09 Oct 2006 12:01:28 PDT Nick Douglas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=206262&view=rss&microfeed=true
    <![CDATA[ What happens if Google buys YouTube ]]> TechCrunch floats a rumor that Google's buying YouTube for $1.6 billion, calling it "40% likely to be at least partially true."

    Despite Arrington's assurance that this tidbit comes from a "very good" source, the very idea sounds ridiculous — unless Google has really given up on its mediocre Google Video offering.

    Of course, if Google did buy YouTube, those lawsuits for stolen content may hold off for a bit — and then hit hard. On the one hand, Google's a juicy financial target for all the media companies whose video is pirated on YouTube. On the other, Google's damn good at fighting copyright violation charges, thanks to its experience with caching, image search, and Google Print.

    As for the staff, we can definitely see cocky dudes like founder Chad Hurley fitting into the Google culture.

    Completely Unsubstantiated Google/YouTube Rumor [TechCrunch]
    Earlier: What do we lose when YouTube sells out? [Valleywag]

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    Fri, 06 Oct 2006 08:51:38 PDT Nick Douglas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=205788&view=rss&microfeed=true
    <![CDATA[ Scoop: Who will Yahoo buy today? ]]> File it under "party rumors" for now, but I hear that Yahoo, fresh from buying video editing service Jumpcut last week, will pick up another company today.

    My source would only share the vaguest points about the deal, passed on by a friend in the Mergers and Acquisitions department. But he did explain that Jumpcut probably sold for $12-15 million. Yahoo typically pays $1 million per employee when it buys a startup, he said.

    Other than that, he could only reveal "it's something to do with the Internet." Well geez, that helps. Care to guess?

    Earlier: Yahoo buys Jumpcut, the actually useful video site [Valleywag]

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    Tue, 03 Oct 2006 11:00:26 PDT Nick Douglas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=204922&view=rss&microfeed=true
    <![CDATA[ Yahoo buys Jumpcut, the actually useful video site ]]> While video giant YouTube stays indie, the mob of smaller video sharing services is selling out, one by one (Grouper to Sony, for example). Today, video mixing service Jumpcut announced that Yahoo bought it, celebrating with a cute video, remixable like all vids on the service.

    Jumpcut's not just another me-too; its sophisticated, intuitive web-based editing system has great potential for wide consumer use. And its business model? Yahoo buyouts don't need business models.

    Jumpcut Joins the Yahoo! Family [Jumpcut Blog]

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    Wed, 27 Sep 2006 10:44:38 PDT Nick Douglas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=203635&view=rss&microfeed=true
    <![CDATA[ New York Post prints new YouTube self-valuation and old just-got-laid founder photo ]]> Chad Hurley - ValleywagThe New York Post's tech writer (last seen stalking a Google founder's girlfriend) has Hard! Hitting! News! about YouTube:

    INTERNET upstart YouTube, the bane-du-jour of copyright holders everywhere, won't sell itself for anything less than $1.5 billion, The Post has learned.

    That's not even an offer, that's the kind of figure you throw out to stop anyone bothering to buy you. Founder Chad Hurley's been saying for months that he's not selling YouTube.

    Now the potential buyers play a game of "oh-yeah-well-we-don't-care." A "senior industry source" told the Post, "If they were willing to take $200 million to $300 million, I would buy it tomorrow." Oh man, YouTube got served.

    Grr, now I gotta add both to the YouTube valuation voodoo graph.

    YouTube's got a fat idea of itself [NY Post]

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    Thu, 21 Sep 2006 10:11:42 PDT Nick Douglas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=202268&view=rss&microfeed=true
    <![CDATA[ Why heart Huckabuck? ]]> huckabuck.jpgHuckabuck has at least one thing in common with that ill-fated little online calendar Kiko. The New-Orleans-based "Web 2.0 search engine" is being auctioned off to the highest bidder over at Ebay. The site only makes a dollar a day through pay-per-click ads (making its promise to donate 10% of profits to Katrina victims underwhelming), so the current high bid of $9,100 probably won't rise to anything near the $250K that Kiko earned.

    In other words, when Huckabuck (sounds more and more like a verb, doesn't it?) says "We are proud" to be selling the site, it means "We give up."

    Huckabuck.com - Web 2.0 Search Engine [eBay]

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    Wed, 06 Sep 2006 18:50:32 PDT Nick Douglas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=198965&view=rss&microfeed=true
    <![CDATA[ News shorts: HP won't invite leaker back to the board ]]>
  • Hewlett-Packard won't give George Keyworth a chance at re-election for the board next March, after the director leaked info to CNET, got investigated by chairwoman Patricia Dunn, and refused to resign despite his fellow directors' demands. Meanwhile, California's attorney general is investigating HP's investigation. Dunn, Keyworth, and former director Tom Perkins are exchanging barbs, each accusing another of violating their privacy. [Bloomberg]
  • Old news will exist again, thanks to the new Google News Archive Search, which Google will announce today. Some archives will stretch back over 200 years. [NY Times, no reg]
  • Intel cans ten thousand employees as expected, meanwhile planning to build new factories. [NY Times, no reg]
  • Webmail provider Tucows bought Kiko for the same reason the web calendar company failed: Kiko isn't really a product, but it's a great feature. [Tucows Blog]
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    Wed, 06 Sep 2006 11:54:40 PDT Nick Douglas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=198865&view=rss&microfeed=true
    <![CDATA[ Six Apart buys Chris Alden. (Oh yeah, and Rojo.) ]]> chris-alden.jpg"It's twice the flavor and half the calories," Rojo CEO Chris Alden said about Web 2.0 in August. Today must taste sweet for the boy who's sold his social feed reader to blogging company Six Apart.

    The deal isn't really about Rojo (which Six Apart plans to sell off, keeping a minority share). It's about Alden, who will now run Six Apart's Movable Type division (one of the company's oldest money-makers), according to GigaOM blogger Liz Gannes.

    Rojo co-founder Kevin Burton says Alden won't have much of a commute, since both companies are in San Francisco's startup-heavy South Park district. (We hear GigaOM founder Om Malik heard about this deal when he saw Alden and 6A CEO Barak Berkowitz outside 6A's office.)

    TechCrunch blogger Michael Arrington broke the news this morning; he guesses Six Apart paid $5 million. That'd be a terrible deal for a company that took $3.5 million from investors since its 2004 launch.

    Six Apart buys Rojo [GigaOM]
    Six Apart Acquires Rojo [TechCrunch]
    Photo by Mrs. HAL [Flickr]

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    Wed, 06 Sep 2006 10:58:12 PDT Nick Douglas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=198837&view=rss&microfeed=true
    <![CDATA[ So who's buying eBay? ]]> Forget Sun + Apple. The next big deal will be eBay's inevitable merger with one of the two search giants. The net commerce company is already in bed with both Yahoo and Google.

    Everyone knows that Yahoo and eBay have geared up for a merger. The combined company (YahBay, eHoo, or Boo.com) could really battle Google on most fronts. Of course, neither Yahoo nor eBay can beat Google's search engine, but Yahoo's okay with being #2. Yahoo could wrap ads around that money-sucker Skype, and eBay could integrate with all of Yahoo's other shopper-friendly content.

    On the other hand, why can't Google buy eBay? That'd give them an instant user base for VoIP, online payments (Contextual ads + PayPal = major commissions), and net commerce. Both of those gains would shut up the critics who predict that Google's ad-based revenue stream will dry up with clickfraud.

    Google-eBay Alliance 'Modest Negative' For Yahoo! [Forbes]

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    Thu, 31 Aug 2006 18:01:50 PDT Nick Douglas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=198074&view=rss&microfeed=true
    <![CDATA[ InterActiveCorp buys College Humor boys ]]> [Update: Agh, we're two weeks behind with this news. Damn it, our staff sent this Internet to us and it just arrived...]

    In a deal that can only end in way too many CamelCasedWords, InterActiveCorp (owners of Ticketmaster, Ask.com, Bloglines, Evite, and Citysearch) bought 51% of Connected Ventures (owners of College Humor, Busted Tees, and a little video site called Vimeo).

    It's all the control at half the cost, and forgive us if the excited College Humor boys look a bit like a band that just inked a deal with the really cool dude from the music label.

    IAC Acquires Controlling Interest in Connected Ventures, LLC [IAC.com via Hurty Elbow]
    Photo by Zach Klein [Flickr, CC]

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    Tue, 29 Aug 2006 10:13:28 PDT Nick Douglas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=197342&view=rss&microfeed=true
    <![CDATA[ Grouper VP told "big fish" tale ]]> Grouper - ValleywagNow, if you were the Sales and Marketing VP of a tiny startup, and Sony was going to buy your little piece of flipmeat in a week, wouldn't you know about it?

    Last Tuesday, I wrote:

    Online video startup Grouper (pictured) denies any impending deal with Sony, despite an e-mailed rumor.... The Sales and Marketing VP of Grouper...says the company will not be joining up with Sony.

    Last night, TechCrunch wrote:

    Sony Pictures is announcing the acquisition of online video startup Grouper tonight, Tuesday, at midnight EST. The acquisition price, confirmed by Grouper, was $65 million in cash.

    If that's true, VP Jonathan Shambroom was either:

    A) Lying to the press on-record about a business deal, or
    B) Clueless about a deal his company was already making.

    Grouper has an executive team of six. We're gonna bet on option A.

    Wow - Grouper Sells for $65 million [TechCrunch]
    Earlier: Grouper denies Sony merger [Valleywag]

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    Wed, 23 Aug 2006 06:00:00 PDT Nick Douglas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=196002&view=rss&microfeed=true
    <![CDATA[ Grouper denies Sony merger ]]> Grouper - ValleywagOnline video startup Grouper (pictured) denies any impending deal with Sony, despite an e-mailed rumor that one was buying the other.

    The Sales and Marketing VP of Grouper, which is running on $5.25 million of funding, says the company will not be joining up with Sony (market cap $45.19 billion). Avoiding a Sony deal would make sense for Grouper; where would Grouper find office space for Sony's 152,700 employees?

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    Tue, 15 Aug 2006 12:07:52 PDT Nick Douglas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=194378&view=rss&microfeed=true
    <![CDATA[ Viacom buys Shockwave <del>maker</del> .com ]]> shockwave-dot-com.jpgWe normally don't print acquisition announcements here (numbers are so boring), but the Wall Street Journal just confirmed a tip we got last hour: Viacom is about to buy Atom Entertainment, owner of game site Shockwave.com and video site AtomFilms.com (which currently displays the headline "New Boobs: Watch Now"), for about $200 million.

    If anything, this could be another small indication that Viacom doesn't want to buy everyone's favorite vid site, YouTube, opting for cheaper, older, less Web 2.0-ish competitors.

    Viacom to Buy Atom Entertainment [WSJ]

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    Wed, 09 Aug 2006 10:59:44 PDT Nick Douglas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=193106&view=rss&microfeed=true
    <![CDATA[ HP saves a scandal-ridden software company ]]> Hewlett-Packard will buy management software company Mercury Interactive, HP just announced. The hardware maker is thus entering the software biz and snapping up a big player in quality assurance.

    What's more, it's saving Mercury's shareholders. HP is offering $52 a share for Mercury, a generous offer for a stock that hovered in the high 30s on NASDAQ last year before being de-listed in the midst of a stock option scandal. (Mercury was one of the first companies investigated for stock options backdating, a practice that's now getting several bigger companies in trouble.)

    What else does this mean?

    Well, the deal will make HP a competitor of IBM's engineering software department, "IBM Rational."

    Lastly, HP must want some of Mercury's products. Feel free to speculate which ones in the comments.

    There's a press conference in two hours. What will be announced? HP's new strategy to compete with Google (and lose)? Layoffs? Quiet demotions for the execs involved in the options scandal?

    HP to acquire Mercury Interactive [Mercury News, no relation]

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    Tue, 25 Jul 2006 15:23:26 PDT Nick Douglas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=189811&view=rss&microfeed=true
    <![CDATA[ Feedburner buys Blogbeat ]]> Not that you care about one startup buying another, especially when it's already on that ubiquitous Web 2.0 blog TechCrunch, but RSS marketing network Feedburner bought blog analytic company Blogbeat. Blogbeat's homepage has a rundown of the deal. (We previously thought Feedburner bought Nooked, as posted here.)

    Blogbeat explains that Feedburner bought them for their technology. In other words, look for a couple of layoffs, or people who just plain weren't picked up in Feedburner's purchase, especially outside the engineering department.

    Blogbeat says the terms of its deal are "not even whispered in hushed tones among those in the know." Instead, they're sent to tips@valleywag.com.

    Feedburner acquires Blogbeat [Blogbeat front page]

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    Mon, 17 Jul 2006 07:20:00 PDT Nick Douglas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=187692&view=rss&microfeed=true
    <![CDATA[ Bloggers flesh out Valleywag scoop: NBC is buying Tribe.net ]]> PaidContent blogger Rafat Ali has more details on NBC's purchase of Tribe.net (broken by Valleywag last week). Ali says the social site sold for under $50 million — not quite the $500 million-plus that News Corp paid for third-generation social site MySpace last year.

    The disappointing sale price is Tribe's punishment for staying private too long (three years, actually). After dumping a third-round investment of $3 million into the company, investors must have given up grander hopes and looked for the first decent offer.

    More motives revealed after the jump.

    While the venture capitalists ground their teeth, Tribe's user growth slumped, and investors Knight Ridder and the Washington Post Co. failed to launch Tribe-based local classified systems. As recently as May, Tribe CEO Jan Gullett excused her company's profit struggle, saying "We don't want to pollute Tribe.net with an external economic motivation."

    Ali says Tribe is only useful for its community technology, which NBC property iVillage needs. TechCrunch blogger Michael Arrington congratulates Tribe just for selling before the technology's cheap as water.

    NBC's motives for buying Tribe on the cheap were explained by a Valleywag guest writer: the network wants to nail the progressive demographic it's courting with iVillage and a partnership with YouTube.

    Tribe.net being bought by NBC [paidContent]
    Earlier: Guest post: Why NBC is buying Tribe.net [Valleywag]
    Earlier: Exclusive: NBC is buying Tribe — but why? [Valleywag]

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    Fri, 07 Jul 2006 12:33:23 PDT Nick Douglas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=185856&view=rss&microfeed=true
    <![CDATA[ Exclusive: NBC is buying Tribe -- but why? ]]> tribe.jpgWhoa, dude! Tribe, the social network preferred by Bay Area hippies and ravers, may be a damsel in distress as reported, says a tipster, but NBC is swooping down to whisk Tribe to its castle in the media sky.

    NBC, the broadcast network, is in the process of acquiring Tribe Networks, Inc. It sounds like the investors have some hope now. I understand that the deal is far enough along that a letter of intent has been signed by NBC and delivered to Tribe, and that a team will be visiting the Tribe offices soon to go through the basic steps of due diligence.

    It seems NBC is truely trying to get into the social networking business. The recent purchase of iVillage, the deal with YouTube for distribution of shows, and now the potential purchase of Tribe. Is this simply NBC trying to keep pace with Fox, or do they have some greater plan in mind?

    Good question. Fun activity to try at home: Call up your favorite NBC exec and ask that. See how well he makes up a plan on the spot.

    Earlier: Rumormonger: Tribe wants old chief back
    Later: Guest post: Why NBC is buying Tribe.net

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    Mon, 03 Jul 2006 11:20:41 PDT Nick Douglas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=184979&view=rss&microfeed=true
    <![CDATA[ Yahoo rejects last.fm to the tune of $40 million ]]> last-fm.jpgEvery now and then, a rumored deal actually sounds smart and strategic. Most of Yahoo's deals are like that: Yahoo's purchases of Upcoming.org, Del.icio.us, and Flickr make sense, and the only question is why the bought properties aren't already tied into the front page.

    So this rumor about Yahoo courting the social music startup last.fm is so unbubbly that you hardly deserve to hear it. What's cute is that no one told last.fm about Yahoo's thriftiness before they wasted time negotiating.

    I heard it that Yahoo was looking to buy last.fm last week but dropped the deal. Wasn't interested in spending more than $30M apparently, so when talks reached $40M, things collapsed.

    Know of another recent broken-up engagement? Tell tips@valleywag.com.

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    Thu, 29 Jun 2006 15:47:52 PDT Nick Douglas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=184420&view=rss&microfeed=true
    <![CDATA[ Remainders: Lifestyles of the rich and Dyson ]]> Pool - Valleywag
    • Board-member-about-town Esther Dyson reminds you — personally — how much cooler her life is than yours. [EDyson on Flickr]
    • Avocent to acquire Landesk. After a $415 million deal, both will still have stupid names. [CNET]
    • Productivity firm 37 Signals opens a job board for companies scouting out "designers, programmers, or executives who 'get it.'" Executives who don't "get it" may apply directly to Microsoft. [37 Signals]
    • Apple can sail through the loss of any exec — except Steve. Then they're fucked. [PC Magazine]
    • MediaNews Group snaps up the San Jose Mercury News, with help from Hearst. No word on whether Hearst will order the masthead to read: "Why read this when you could read Hearst's SF Chronicle?" [TODAYonline]

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    Thu, 27 Apr 2006 19:24:40 PDT ndouglas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=170178&view=rss&microfeed=true
    <![CDATA[ CNET still buying things named Chow, accidentally produces Hong Kong action flick ]]> Chowing - ValleywagBuying the homely-looking food site Chowhound (she must be funny or something) wasn't enough for CNET. Continuing its chowdown (ha! ha! get used to it 'cause it's the only joke the tech zines will make tomorrow), the tech-news juggernaut announced a web version (still in the oven — ok, kill me) of its freshly acquired foodie magazine, Chow. Who knows if Chow will even have a print version this time — with the magazine already kaput, CNET was really just buying editors. From the internal memo:

    The award-winning editorial team behind CHOW magazine is unbelievably talented and experienced and we are extraordinarily lucky to have them join us in our mission to create a world class food property.

    Yeah. "A world class food property." By CNET. I'm as confused as you are.

    CNET Chows Down [Motley Fool]

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    Tue, 25 Apr 2006 18:25:35 PDT ndouglas http://valleywag.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=169600&view=rss&microfeed=true