Sergey or Larry (or both — they share the jet, why not the penthouse) will live in the same building as Denzel Washington, Jeff Gordon, and...Best Buy.

Do you know which Googler will be upstairs from a big-box electronics store? Whisper in Valleywag's ear at tips@valleywag.com.

Google Guy Ends Search on CPW [NY Magazine]

• Can you read this line without losing your breakfast? "This Friday, October 13, The New Yorker's Ken Auletta will engage Marissa Mayer, the woman who has spear-headed almost every user-interface change to Google's website in the past two years, and Nathan Myhrvold, former Chief Strategist and CTO of Microsoft and now the founder of Intellectual Ventures, in a discussion on the effects of technology on the media and entertainment industries, as well as on consumers." Hope so, because this interview takes place over a free breakfast at the Bryant Park Grill — free, anyway, for the correspondent who gets Valleywag's invitation.
• HP ex-chief Carly Fiorina hits the 92nd Street Y this Sunday to discuss her new memoir. Questions not to ask: "You spend time in both Silicon Valley and D.C. Which populace is uglier?" [92nd Y]

• New York-based e-mail startup Daily Candy gets a sweet deal: an investment valuing the company at $130 mil, which lets the company take down its "For Sale" sign and get back to the important business of making urban women feel inadequately shoed. [Gawker, link being fixed]
• So some big-city bloggers had a party for Six Apart's new Vox blogging service, right? And some guys sat in a hot tub on the roof? And probably someone called this the bubble? Hon, it's not a bubble until what's in the hot tub can get you drunk. Anyway, click through for topless shots of Gawker Media managing editor Lockhart Steele. [Teen Drama]
• Damn it, Gawker's stealing all the tech news today. As our catty sister notes, the New York Times is proud to name-drop Dodgeball.com founder Dennis Crowley, the man responsible for every New Yorker and San Franciscan constantly updating their friends on how drunk they're about to get. [Gawker]
• Pictured: The Times also uses a photo illustration to remind everyone of those wild days of free drink coasters for all. [NYT]
• Mooching off the "Get a Mac" commercials: You can make a clever parody or a creepy knock-off ad. (Please make the parody.) [iLoad]

• Yahoo didn't buy Technorati. Sorry, Flipmeat Trifecta players. [ZDNet]
• The SF Chronicle confirmed that hey, some of these Valley guys are pulling in rather a lot of money. [SF Chron]
• A woman called Steve Jobs hot. She just wanted him for his big...cube. [Wired News]
• Someone on Curbed noticed the new Apple New York store looks a lot like the Louvre. (Except if the Louvre burned, there'd be less looting.) [Curbed]
• And among the many videos of the Apple store opening, this is the juiciest — with the best Steve cameo. [YouTube]

What pleasures await in this pure palace of Apple? This morning, join us to watch Consumerist's coverage of the new 24-hour store in NYC.

• Title: The Way We Boom Now
• Subtitle: What this age of Internet euphoria looks like to those of us who were in the game last time around. For one, bubbles aren't completely bad.
• The Internet industry is a bubble again. But it's not a bubble. But it is a bubble...or is it? No. Yes.
• Poster children: Fred Wilson, the blogging VC who fed the first bubble, now chastising the fools who fed the first bubble; MySpace, YouTube, and DailyCandy (sing with me: one of these things is not like the others...); bloggers and podcasters
• Illustration: (Pictured) The backs of two chic Net users, one in 1998 and one in 2006. Message unclear.
• Lead: Kurt Andersen and his friends are prescient but too dumb to notice.
• Bold names: John Battelle, dot-com journalist survivor of Boom 1 and founder of blog ad network Federated Media Publishing; Walter Isaacson, Internet czar of Time Warner in the 90s; Michael Hirschorn, Andersen's former business partner at Inside; Fred Wilson, "rockstar" VC; Jerry Colonna, Fred's co-founder at VC firm Flatiron; Dany Levy, founder of DailyCandy (more on her later today); Michael Wolff, Burn Rate burnout
• Lesson 1: A $100-million dollar valuation for a shopping newsletter is "really not crazy" if Kurt Andersen decides it's not. This is the magic logic of trend stories.
• Lesson 2: If Valleywag dedicates 250 words to a tip, it's worth one sentence to a real paper.
• Lesson 3: Burn Rate author Michael Wolff sucks at forecasting. Also, he calls the Internet "the business."
• Best line: "I'm a rock star again." — Fred Wilson
• Non sequitur: The whole slant is "We've learned our lesson" — but Fred's quoted saying half the boom participants weren't around for the 90s bubble. Where'd they learn this lesson, in grade school?
• WTF: "To call a Web business a 'dot-com' in 2006 would be the equivalent of calling a black person 'colored.'" I tried to verify this, but there weren't any black people around.

The Way We Boom Now [New York Magazine]
Earlier Lazy News: Web 2.0 has a local address [Valleywag]

Above: Team Flavorpill. The Flav gang sign is either two scrunched up hands or a pair of pinched nipples.
Below: Team thehappycorp. I am not sure what's up with the reptile claw.

Earlier: Grab life by the ball: WWW Dodgeball Invitational [Valleywag]

She never made it into the tournament (I blame Google New York's slow PR team), but I'd like to officially recognize Lauren as an all-around Google Hottie — for her style, her Stones shirt, and her ability to monetize lesbianism (she got the book deal mere months after coming out! Such talent! Such connections in the publishing world!).

The Cockpit: Hot Lesbian Sexy Action [NYO Daily Transom]

In lieu of wedding gifts, the couple suggests charitable donations. A good idea — unless you want to buy them a $160 saucepan.

[Update: wedding page removed.]

Daily Candy wins "Most jackass self-evaluation" for its $100 million asking price. When the Times calls a 10-times-earnings sale price "a conservative multiple by technology industry standards," someone is either still living in the 90s or already privy to some pretty high-rolling deals.
Everyone's "learning from their mistakes" and "not getting caught in the hype" — and "seeing 37% growth a year."
Uses of "Mr.": 16. Uses of "Ms.": 1.

Alive and Well in Silicon Alley [NYT]

Mr. Robertson faced a barrage of withering questions and eventually slunk offstage to mocking laughter from the audience.

When New Yorkers do tech meetups, they do 'em hardcore.

Alive and Well in Silicon Alley [NYT]