Okay, okay — there's an error on the Internet! But far more boring than thinking this is a glitch in Google's database is making up a conspiracy theory that this has something to do with Google CEO Eric Schmidt, who maneuvered to get Sequoia partner Michael Moritz off Google's board last year.

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Come on: Images of Obama's house are all over the Web. There are aerial views of the home on Google and Microsoft's online maps, as well as shots uploaded to Flickr.

The small wealthy community or North Oaks, Minnesota was able to block Google's Street View cars from entering their neighborhood, but that's probably not what happened in Obama's. Despite what you've heard Hyde Park, Obama's academic enclave and home of the University of Chicago isn't quite entirely a South Chicago colony for the elite. At least, not according to the conservative Weekly Standard:

It is the most racially integrated neighborhood in the nation's most racially segregated city. On three sides it is closed in by some of the most hellish slums in the country, miles of littered streets, acres of abandoned lots, block after block of shuttered storefronts and empty apartment buildings left over from the 19th century.

Shots of Obama's house:

Tumblr users in Kalamazoo, Michigan:

More in Des Moines, Iowa:

There's one in Muncie, Indiana!

Tumblr users exist where they used to make Goodyear tires in Akron, Ohio:

In East Sioux Falls, South Dakota, they must call the Tumblr-using Sioux Falls kids crybaby emos:

You can thank local botanists who fly under the radar of law enforcement. Grow operations are packed tightly into indoor and outdoor spaces, which Google's all-seeing eye-level cameras could easily betray. So if your dealer's supplier goes down thanks to a Street View intrusion — lawful or otherwise — which brand ought to feel the wrath of your pointlessly paranoid post-analysis?

(Photo by Miss Gong & The Flickers)

My favorite shot is the guard dog on private Simone Road in Sonoma. Google spokesliar Larry Yu swore up and down that Google trains its drivers not to do this, they give them specific routes to follow, they hire local drivers who know the area, blah blah blah —- all of which Yu retracted after a reporter talked to a driver who refuted the whole story.

Both satellite photos and topography would be just the thing for planning, say, an armored column advance or in identifying industrial and civilian targets for sabotage and terror, respectively. While the photos aren't current enough to track enemy movements, the detail at the lowest scale is certainly good enough for a sniper to find a roost near Josef Stalin's birthplace for instance. And if anyone needed road maps, then they could have just used Microsoft's more Caucasus-complete Live Maps. Just imagine what separatist guerrillas could have done with Street View!

The press release also quotes Google's Internet evangelist Vint Cerf declaring, "there isn't any privacy, get over it," though from the context of the cited article, it seems he was jokingly parroting former Sun Microsystems CEO Scot McNealy from 1999.Any commenters care to name the executive who lives in the walled compound pictured here? If you're worried Eric Schmidt will blackball you, feel free to send us a tip instead. Update: Of course, it's Larry Page's house (which Valleywag had earlier revealed). And the NLPC didn't do a great job of obfuscating the address — opening the PDF in Illustrator or Acrobat Pro makes it easy to remove the redactions.

If you think you can run away to a desert and become a hermit in order to avoid the all-seeing eye of Google, think again — "Today's satellite-image technology means that even in today's desert, complete privacy does not exist." Google should know, since they helpfully provide the public with those very satellite images, like this peek into famed hermit camp Slab City, CA. Meanwhile, across the pond, U.K. residents can expect the same level of intrusion whether they like it or not.

You have to consider the fact that Google has to pay to license all of their street data from NAVTEQ and TeleAtlas. By essentially photographing the view from the street, Google has access to nearly everything they need to re-create the data set. Street names, mileposts, exit numbers, etc can all be pulled from the images. Combine this with their recently announced Map Maker and Google has their own data set with accuracy as good or better than their current sources, and they don't have to pay ridiculous licensing fees. This doesn't even account for the fact that Google is striking deals with local government to publish geo data as well, or that Google is using Street View cars to collect 3D data on buildings.)

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(Photo by Davity Dave)

The White House is visible, but its rooftop defense system has been digitally erased.

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The federally-funded Massachusetts Institute of Technology Lincoln Laboratory only works on national security research. The kind you're not allowed to see. Or they'd have to kill you.

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The Shatt-Al-Arab Hotel in Basra, Iraq is no longer visible in Google Maps. Not after terrorists allegedly used the service to plan an attack, its not.

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The US Government requested Google not display Dick Cheney's house.

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You might be a terrorist, so you're not allowed to see what the Knolls Atomic Power Laboratory looks like. Sorry.

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You see, their street — Oakridge Lane, Pittsburgh, PA, 15237 — is "clearly marked" by a "Private Road" sign. The Borings bought their home for a "considerable sum of money" — $163,000 — and a "major component" of that decision was a desire for privacy. They're also upset that their "private information was made known to the public."

The couple wants more than $25,000 and Google to remove the pics from Street View. That might happen, but these pictures of the Boring's home at 1567 Oakridge Lane, Pittsburgh, PA 15237 will be searchable on Google for all time.

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Priuses may be better for Google's corporate image, but not the images it hopes to snap for Street View. It's proved unfeasible to mount the bulky Street View cameras on a Prius. No word on whether Brin has been persuaded to compromise, or if his engineers have somehow found a solution. For now, it seems Google's hiring hundreds of drivers with nothing for them to drive.

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Here's a screen grab we're taking while the site is still online, because we're sure once Arrington find out about this, it's war. Then again, perhaps he'll be flattered by the site's generous estimate of his weight.

We had a fairly large construction project in Boston that you might have heard of: The Big Dig. It involved taking 9 miles of elevated highway and putting it underground, plus a few new underwater tunnels and the widest suspension bridge in the world. The main parts were finished a few years ago and the entire project will be done eventually — or so they say. Unfortunately for us Bostonians, Google's satellite imagery of the project hasn't been updated in at least four years.

On the map below, you can see the suspension bridge without any cars or road markings on it, and an ugly bridge just to the right of it which has since been torn down. The road maps are correct if you go into road view, but we have OLD satellite data. Just northwest of the bridge you can see where the old sat shots and the new meet. Forget the street shots, Google: Upgrade our satellite photos, now! This service that you provide free of charge isn't worth what I paid for it!