unspellable commented on LightMate Pillow Looks Like Glowing Hentai Splooge Monster That Molests You to Sleep

"@Kaiser-Machead on the Edge: It's more like: 'Looks like a woman and her bioluminescent colon finally settled their differences.'"

unspellable commented on Question of the Day: Have You Made Google Chrome Your Default Browser?

"Hmmm, if one owns the copyright to something, especially if your are the proxy of its origin, could they get sued because of what the creative agent (the user of Chrome) creating something libelous (like Singapore has done with cybercafes)?"

unspellable commented on Say Goodbye to Bike Chains; Say Hello to Belt Drives

"@GizMadone: This is innovative - I thought the next wave of bike improvements would be the drivetrain but only the shifting part of it - not how the train would be driven."

unspellable commented on Sony's Prototype 400-Disc Blu-ray Mega Changer Spied in Dark Corner

"There are 400 movies on Blu-ray? This is a banner year for Blu-ray."

unspellable commented on Batman's Tumbler Replica Won't Fly On Rooftops, Ram Through Barricades or Take a Direct RPG Round

"...or Take a Direct RPG Round That's because Mercedes didn't build it: "

unspellable commented on Samsung Ace Official on Sprint: Mega World Phone Does GSM and CDMA

"Does GSM and CDMA and a small screen."

unspellable commented on World's Most Powerful Magnet Under Construction in Florida

"@SleepingMartyr: But of course, there will be so many steal boats and airplanes around for them to be included. (think fiberglass & aluminum)"

unspellable commented on Star Trek Reboot Movie Will Have Tons of Gadgets

"I wonder if Chekov will be allowed to claim any of those gadgets were invented in Mother Russia?"

unspellable commented on Sikorsky X2 Helicopter Tested, Even Cooler than Expected

"@strider_mt2k: The counter rotation of the second/bottom main rotor does not make for balanced lift - single installation main rotors already do that."

unspellable commented on AT&T Data Network Knocked Out in Northeast

"NYC - financial district = data all day (on a Curve)"

unspellable commented on Download Samsung BlackJack II's Windows Mobile 6.1 Update Now

"@andyc52042: My phone must not have updated (properly) since having got it in February. Doesn't really matter to me much now: I've been forced by my employer to go over to BlackBerry. I'm actually impressed with the UI -- it's practical."

unspellable commented on Download Samsung BlackJack II's Windows Mobile 6.1 Update Now

"@sqeakytoy of the apocalypse: It was the following: img src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/commenter/240000/245832_32.jpg" alt="Your Icon" title="???" With an opening "<", but without the closing counterpart to it (which I'm too lazy to look up the proper HTML rendering for)."

unspellable commented on Download Samsung BlackJack II's Windows Mobile 6.1 Update Now

"@sqeakytoy of the apocalypse: Maybe this will work: "

unspellable commented on Download Samsung BlackJack II's Windows Mobile 6.1 Update Now

"@sqeakytoy of the apocalypse: Let's try this:"

unspellable commented on Download Samsung BlackJack II's Windows Mobile 6.1 Update Now

"Maybe it'll fix Feb 29th, 2008 not being in the Samsung 'Calendar' theme. And, maybe, just maybe, WM will suck just a little bit less."

unspellable commented on Stunning Desert Canyon Flight Scares the Underpants Off Me

"@kirby822: Perhaps an 'unboxing' would help him."

unspellable commented on Leaked Apple Patent Filing is Full of New Multitouch Tech For a Mac Tablet

"Those hands are nightmarish and make me not care what the product can do. This disgusting distraction must be why patent officers approve so many obvious patents - they can't stand to studiously look at the product and just let it on through."

unspellable commented on Wind Turbines Murdering Bats By Popping Their Lungs

"@PastorDoodah: Exactly."