masterofmonkeys commented on Who Is "Joe the Plumber"?

"@pareene: Joe Wurzelbacher is registered, shit for brains, under the name Samuel Joseph Worzelbacher."

masterofmonkeys commented on Google News informs us that the Russians are invading the South

"Better evacuate Richmond."

masterofmonkeys commented on And in the end the stock you take is equal to the mess you make

"Yahoo's 'Beatles' Beat Feet"

masterofmonkeys commented on Sun squeaks by in Q2 earnings

"@masterofmonkeys: okay, but i see your point, they did beat expectations."

masterofmonkeys commented on Sun squeaks by in Q2 earnings

"No, they got fucked on earnings."

masterofmonkeys commented on 1 in 5 marketers think they've bought news coverage

"With analysts it's pay for play, and with the media it's pay to get played."

masterofmonkeys commented on Cuil shows the Irish how to spend it like Beckham

"@ThatKid: Guilt, it's all about guilt with Irish Catholics."

masterofmonkeys commented on Julia Allison just won't leave

"Edgar Mitchell was right."

masterofmonkeys commented on "Curses! Low light again!"

"My tricorder shows four black, carbon-based life forms."