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"*nod*"

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"I push kids riding mopeds and track bikes over and laugh, but that's not nearly as much fun as turning the sprinklers on in Dolores park and watching the pests scatter."

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"@WagCurious: Read first."

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"I'll prepare a golden water bed to keep her warm."

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