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hortense commented on Gort Gets His Vengeance In The Day The Earth Stood Still Trailer
"@AlfaCharger: Aw, man!"
http://io9.com/5021910/#c6515096 1:49 PM on Jul 3
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hortense commented on Reader Roundup
"@gherkinfiend: So was the response to the worstie- it's a quote from Miss Piggy herself!"
http://jezebel.com/5021994/#c6515084 1:49 PM on Jul 3
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hortense commented on Gort Gets His Vengeance In The Day The Earth Stood Still Trailer
"@hortense: Too curious not to, that is."
http://io9.com/5021910/#c6514166 1:11 PM on Jul 3
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hortense commented on Gort Gets His Vengeance In The Day The Earth Stood Still Trailer
"@Garrison Dean, King Awesome: He died in 1985."
http://io9.com/5021910/#c6514132 1:09 PM on Jul 3
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hortense commented on Gort Gets His Vengeance In The Day The Earth Stood Still Trailer
"Oh- and how are they not incorporating the original score into this?!?"
http://io9.com/5021910/#c6513527 12:43 PM on Jul 3
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hortense commented on Gort Gets His Vengeance In The Day The Earth Stood Still Trailer
"@Annalee Newitz: I am trying really hard to love it, but then I remember my father telling me that the original was my grandfather's favorite movie, which was one of the first things I learned about my grandfather, and which kind of connected Gramps, Dad and I in our geekdom."
http://io9.com/5021910/#c6513475 12:41 PM on Jul 3
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hortense commented on Lindsay Lohan's Birthday Dress & Smokin' Date
"@LipstickLibrarian: Oh snap!"
http://jezebel.com/5021898/#c6512178 11:46 AM on Jul 3
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hortense commented on Become A Gawker Commenter
"@Jimmylegsue: @dweeb: You've said it twice!"
http://gawker.com/5021840/#c6511980 11:38 AM on Jul 3
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hortense commented on Big Hair Is Sexy, Cigarettes Whiten Teeth, Not Having Cellulite Is Awesome
"Dodai, this is awesome."
http://jezebel.com/397863/#c6511892 11:34 AM on Jul 3
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hortense commented on Tom Ford? Or Terry Richardson With Tresses?
"Still rocking those BluBlockers, eh?"
http://jezebel.com/5021948/#c6509894 10:17 AM on Jul 3
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hortense commented on Lindsay Lohan's Birthday Dress & Smokin' Date
"@LipstickLibrarian: Don't act like you don't know where the books on telekinesis are, Ms."
http://jezebel.com/5021898/#c6509568 10:07 AM on Jul 3
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hortense commented on Lindsay Lohan's Birthday Dress & Smokin' Date
"@wednesdaywolf: You might want to read this one more time: [jezebel.com]"
http://jezebel.com/5021898/#c6509485 10:04 AM on Jul 3
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hortense commented on Glamour Shots
"@Archetype: Oh shit, yes!"
http://jezebel.com/5021905/#c6508983 9:48 AM on Jul 3
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hortense commented on Glamour Shots
"Is that what they're going for, though?"
http://jezebel.com/5021905/#c6508951 9:47 AM on Jul 3
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hortense commented on Glamour Shots
"The headline ain't lyin."
http://jezebel.com/5021905/#c6508882 9:45 AM on Jul 3
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hortense commented on Kelsey Peterson's Attorney Blames Child Rape Victim's "Latino Machismo"
"You could be the most suave, macho 12 year old on earth, but that doesn't give a 26 year old woman the right to have sex with you. A child is a child is a child is a child."
http://jezebel.com/5021881/#c6508594 9:36 AM on Jul 3
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hortense commented on Lindsay Lohan's Birthday Dress & Smokin' Date
"@FromTheTulleShed: That actually is total body snarkiness."
http://jezebel.com/5021898/#c6508520 9:34 AM on Jul 3
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hortense on Jun 28, 2008
Questions, comments, complaints? Send them here: commenters@jezebel.com
Thank you!
Kilotwat on Jun 26, 2008
Thanks for the tip, hortense! That's a really odd bug... but at least I know how to make it work.
BeckySharper on Jun 24, 2008
K thx! Every time it kicks me out I think "Shit! Did I just get banned?" Either that or the IT guys at work are finally on to me.
hortense on Jun 24, 2008
Hi Doves. I can't get to posts, either, and I'm getting the pink error bar, too. Hang in there. The tech department is working on it.
andBegorrah on Jun 22, 2008
In the meantime, enjoy some Disney-approved, slightly pedophiliac cheese:
Meg on Jun 20, 2008
So I know that lately, you've seen a lot of this:
So I thought I'd cheer you up with this:
(If the dance doesn't make you laugh, the sweatpants will!)
TruculentandUnreliable on Jun 19, 2008
PS--Did you know that with nanotechnology, in the next couple of decades, we will be able to send actual physical THINGS as attachments? I will totally send candy as an attachment to you.
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