cv commented on Apple holding a special event next week?

"You forgot the "Beatles in the iTunes music catalog" rumor."

cv commented on Happy birthday, Julia Allison, we're finding a new man for you

"I nominate Meg Whitman."

cv commented on Valleywag commenters compete for slots in hell

"The Muslims love taking pot shots at Jews."

cv commented on Who broke YouTube?

"@Owen Thomas: Fucking, grow up, dude."

cv commented on Sue Decker, Yahoo's invisible woman

"How would we know that the picture was taken today, unless she's holding a pink slip?"

cv commented on Viagra ruining everything for Valley's mistresses

"Melissa, thanks for this post! Phew, that was close."

cv commented on Salim Ismail, please leave the tech industry now and do not come back

"Argh, where the hell is Melissa?"

cv commented on It's like Yelp, but for hookers

"I must say that I had pretty much given up all hope on Valleywag, then lo and behold, we finally get a writer with interesting material."

cv commented on How do I get a Stanford girl to blow me?

"Well, if you want pageviews, you got them now. Excellent work, Melissa."

cv commented on "Second Skin" sheds light on virtual-worlds addiction

"Second Life is soooo 2007."

cv commented on How did the Bay Area vote yesterday?

"Damned balky comment engine."

cv commented on How did the Bay Area vote yesterday?

"Alas, the comparison of East Palo Alto versus Palo Alto is a telling example of Valleywag's Bay Area knowledge, since one city is located in San Mateo County, and the other is located in Santa Clara County..."

cv commented on How did the Bay Area vote yesterday?

"@Owen Thomas: Your example of East Palo Alto is invalid."

cv commented on How did the Bay Area vote yesterday?

"Between this post and the recent OC-80 posts, Valleywag has utterly lost any sort of credibility."

cv commented on How did the Bay Area vote yesterday?

"San Mateo and Santa Clara Counties are "poorer"?"

cv commented on Pitching a VC? Bring the OC-80 or you're fired

"Okay, I'm changing Valleywag's tag from "News" to "Fiction". Thanks for the laughs!"

cv commented on On Tuesday, Microsoft CEO

"Steve Ballmer aggressive?"

cv commented on Is Microsoft's offer too low?

"Thomson/First Call indicates that the mean 1 yr."