colonelpanic commented on Jimmy Wales and the art of the modern breakup

"I think the whole Jimmy Wales vibe is blowing over, folks. There are only so many times I can read 500 words about how Jimmy is a talentless man-whore followed by thousands of words of discussion between Rachel Marsden's various gawker accounts."

colonelpanic commented on Googlers celebrate company's 10th birthday in Greece

"Two words: "Google India""

colonelpanic commented on X-Files star in rehab for Internet porn addiction

"It's from "Californication". Ironic."

colonelpanic commented on Meg Whitman and Carly Fiorina to speak at convention tonight

"Yay!"

colonelpanic commented on Instructions for coddling the antisocial genius in the next cubicle

"I started reading this guy's article -- but then I realized it took him three months longer than he said it would to write it, and he'd actually just thrown a bunch of sentences overboard in order to make the updated timeline. Also, it had a number of critical logic errors, but he's waiting for someone from QA to come along and fix them for him. In the meantime, he's blaming marketing for why none of the rest of us agree with his manifesto."

colonelpanic commented on Newsflash: Apple to unveil new products at new-products event

"I'm holding out for a drum kit and fake guitar."

colonelpanic commented on Oracle names Jeff Epstein to Ellison-proof CFO position

"Spelling, Nicholas!"

colonelpanic commented on Teen Dad Levi Johnston: a Field Guide

"With all those guns he could be the SECDEF!"

colonelpanic commented on Sarah Palin's Wikipedia page scrubbed

"@WilliamMarkFelt: Where there's smoke there's fire Mister Pelt: [voices.washingtonpost.com]"

colonelpanic commented on Sarah Palin's Wikipedia page scrubbed

"Looks like there's lots to scrub! [www.dailykos.com]"

colonelpanic commented on The hottest photo of Alaska's governor on the Internet

"This controversy is much more interesting, anyway: [www.dailykos.com]"

colonelpanic commented on The hottest photo of Alaska's governor on the Internet

"@Bill Streeter: Excellent work, Bill!"

colonelpanic commented on VPILF.com is already live

"@Rachel Marsden: Nice! Rachel is, as we know, good with the Photoshop."

colonelpanic commented on Meg Whitman's big day? Nope

"And of course, the Times is wrong: It's Sarah Palin. No word yet from Michael."

colonelpanic commented on Meg Whitman's big day? Nope

"Meg Whitman's first move as Vice President: Buy Estonia for 1000x its GDP and try to convince America's creditors that there are natural "synergies" between the two countries."

colonelpanic commented on Afrika, a game where you can't shoot the animals

"@michaellamb: So what's your point?"

colonelpanic commented on Aaron Sorkin admits he's working on "The Facebook Movie"

"@Tattertotter: What, no Kevin Bacon?"

colonelpanic commented on Valley denizens descend on Black Rock City

"@Rachel Marsden: "George Bush (the Winston Churchill of our time)" Obviously you had to skip History classes so you could keep up with the long list of people you were harassing at the University, so we'll forgive you on this one."