Faster commented on World Series Game Five Suspended; Phillies' One-Run Lead Delayed Rain Delay

"No one's playing tonight in this weather."

Faster commented on And It's A Hard Rain's A-Gonna Fall

"I quit this whole thing, I am so f*cking pissed off."

Faster commented on Life Lessons in Philadelphia Fandom: Nothing Comes Easy

"Bitter."

Faster commented on HULK LIKES TONY STARK

"Why don't they understand, the Hulk should not be CGI'ed???"

Faster commented on When a Hipster Bar Becomes a Prison

"That would have been an amazing live twitter story and I wouldn't be calling my friends to get me out, I'd be calling them to let them IN."

Faster commented on Twitter Saves American Arrested In Egypt

"It's faster to twitter one word than to make a call and try to explain being arrested in Egypt."

Faster commented on Idolator Live-Blogs The 2008 Grammys: Please Join Us Along The Long Road To Ruin

"Spare me the Foo Fighters hate."

Faster commented on Idolator Live-Blogs The 2008 Grammys: Please Join Us Along The Long Road To Ruin

"The irony of Aretha's full figure is that she's probably going to live longer than an emaciated Winehouse and slim Doherty."

Faster commented on Idolator Live-Blogs The 2008 Grammys: Please Join Us Along The Long Road To Ruin

"yeah, maura, you said it."

Faster commented on Idolator Live-Blogs The 2008 Grammys: Please Join Us Along The Long Road To Ruin

"thank you, Rev Luda, for forcing everyone into the Church of Grammy."