Faster commented on HULK LIKES TONY STARK

"Why don't they understand, the Hulk should not be CGI'ed???"

Faster commented on When a Hipster Bar Becomes a Prison

"That would have been an amazing live twitter story and I wouldn't be calling my friends to get me out, I'd be calling them to let them IN."

Faster commented on Twitter Saves American Arrested In Egypt

"It's faster to twitter one word than to make a call and try to explain being arrested in Egypt."

Faster commented on Idolator Live-Blogs The 2008 Grammys: Please Join Us Along The Long Road To Ruin

"Spare me the Foo Fighters hate."

Faster commented on Idolator Live-Blogs The 2008 Grammys: Please Join Us Along The Long Road To Ruin

"The irony of Aretha's full figure is that she's probably going to live longer than an emaciated Winehouse and slim Doherty."

Faster commented on Idolator Live-Blogs The 2008 Grammys: Please Join Us Along The Long Road To Ruin

"yeah, maura, you said it."

Faster commented on Idolator Live-Blogs The 2008 Grammys: Please Join Us Along The Long Road To Ruin

"thank you, Rev Luda, for forcing everyone into the Church of Grammy."

Faster commented on Idolator Live-Blogs The 2008 Grammys: Please Join Us Along The Long Road To Ruin

"Ok, I don't know these peeps singing the Beatles, but you know what, I'm parking my cynic bus and saying I'm down."

Faster commented on Idolator Live-Blogs The 2008 Grammys: Please Join Us Along The Long Road To Ruin

"A mashup spanning decades."

Faster commented on Target To Bloggers: You Don't Matter In Life

"Heeeeeeeeelllo Wal-Mart, my new favorite store!"

Faster commented on Confessions: The Meanest Thing Gizmodo Did at CES

"You're so lucky I don't rep one of those CE companies."

Faster commented on Lily Allen is pregnant with

"@maura: did you reply to yourself?"

Faster commented on Nick Denton to blog again at Gawker

"It's already working - I'll come back and read it."

Faster commented on Gawker Seeks Managing Editor

"Hey, remember when Gawker was badass and seriously f*cking with the media elite?"

Faster commented on "My Boyfriend. My Boyfriend Wentworth. Who Is Also Pretty Freed Up Right Now Because Of The STRIKE."

"@lilyb: That item didn't link to the Page Six item."

Faster commented on "My Boyfriend. My Boyfriend Wentworth. Who Is Also Pretty Freed Up Right Now Because Of The STRIKE."

"And no mention of Thanksgiving's clearly gawker media blind item on Page Six?"

Faster commented on Idolator Live-Blogs The American Music Awards: You Don't Have To Be Good, You Just Have To Be Popular

"Best line of the night on idolator >>10:32 p.m."

Faster commented on Idolator Live-Blogs The American Music Awards: You Don't Have To Be Good, You Just Have To Be Popular

"would it have been so hard to say the Queen's make-up looks good?!?"