Ted Dziuba commented on "Hey Jason! What's going on with your valuation?"

"A Tesla roadster is best driven with the left hand."

Ted Dziuba commented on Facebook CEO's sister turns on her Valley friends

"Protip: when you graduate to gawker.com, nobody is going to care about shit like this."

Ted Dziuba commented on Murdered HR manager was a classic Valley workaholic

"Let this be a lesson to all: with the cost of living the way it is in Silicon Valley, you can't retire at 65."

Ted Dziuba commented on The week Valleywag got bigger than ever

"Owen's going to have to come up with a cast of characters that the rest of the world cares about. Good luck with that one."

Ted Dziuba commented on Sergey Brin's very pregnant wife on Oprah

""There is a reason the rich are rich" ...because they married money?"

Ted Dziuba commented on Jason Calacanis to media: Please cover my sports-car purchase

"Jason's ego can't stand up under its own weight anymore."

Megan McCarthy commented on CNET Writer Goes Perez On Ex

"Hold up, I think this Perezification is a Melissa Gira Grant creative endeavor from Wednesday afternoon, and Caroline was just reblogging it, but I could be wrong."

Ted Dziuba commented on For layoff pain, you really can't beat nitrous oxide

"Call me old fashioned, but what happened to good old marijuana?"

Ted Dziuba commented on "But I need the Mac to find Cyprus on a map!"

"White people problems: computing platforms. shout out to christian lander."

Ted Dziuba commented on Eric Schmidt rejects Obama's lame CTO job

"@Rachel Marsden: Thank you."